The plan was to go to Cool Springs and buy some new fish. Some how I ended up with three new polos and no fish.
Archive for August, 2009
I just bought stock in a bank holding company based in Puerto Rico that does a lot of business with Venezuela… Seems legit right?
Fun Word of The Day: Troglodyte - A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave-dwellers. Ex: Your mom is an ugly Troglodyte.
I just got rear ended on 440. No damage was done. I just shook the guy’s hand and told him no worries. Looked like he was having a bad day.
As part of being an active young man I often find myself being invited to various events and social happenings such as get togethers/parties/cook outs/boat outings/game nights/canoe and/or camping trips/football games/weddings/baby showers/housewarmings/christenings/ bar mitzvahs/etc. In most cases, being invited to any, if not all, of these things requires the use of a cooler.
While I’m not saying my cooler is the best cooler around by any means; it still ranks pretty high on the cool cooler list, even though it is sans wheels.
I learned a little over a year ago after leaving a cooler at my friend Mandy’s house, that there is a possibility that you may never see it again. Especially if it doesn’t have your name on it.
Yesterday as I was cleaning out my storage closet I decided I needed to put my name on my cooler. However, since I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to the look of having your name written on your cooler in sharpie, I thought it might be a good idea to use some leftover stencils I had lying around.
It might have been a little bit of overkill. No?
Last night for dinner I had watermelon, a tomato, an avocado, and goldfish crackers.
All prepared with a single knife and all delicious.
I’ve decided tonight, no matter what; I’m making guacamole.
New Book Purchase: Watership Down and The Russian Debutante’s Handbook on half.com for $9.48 after shipping.
I’m kind of pissed that my breakfast of a powerbar, a Java Monster coffee drink, and a bottle of water cost me $7.19.
I just rerecorded my voicemail greeting with a British accent. I figured it would match my upbeat outlook on life a little better.

