Last week I had bronchitis. It was no big deal; I just felt like crap and coughed a lot. I’d say right now I’m 90% over it though. I just have a small residual cough and a little bit of a runny nose.
Today this guy I work with heard me coughing and said I still didn’t sound very good. He then told me I probably have AIDS* and I should get that checked out.
Yeah that just happened.
*Note: I have been tested and I do not have AIDS and/or any other sexually transmitted diseases.


April 2, 2009
You gave me AIDS. That, or emphysema.