My friend Devin, a lean 6′ 4″ guy who sells mortgages to farmers, sent me a link to this website with the subject, “I Could Take 30 Five Year Olds In A Fight”.
Naturally I had to know what this was all about.
After I finished filling out the questionnaire, and laughing myself silly, I was disappointed to learn that I could only take 20, Five Year Olds in a fight.
Later my friend, a 5′ 4″ skinny blond girl, told me she could take 32 Five Year Olds in a fight. I joked with her that the high amount was probably based on her ability to kick high and low morals.
The original Nowood
gates
Leah
Devin
January 21, 2008
5′4″ skinny, blonde with low morals- i’m already liking her