Posted by Blake.Roberson
on December 02, 2007
Good Things /
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Last night I went to a birthday party in which a rousing game of flip cup / boat racing started. Somehow I ended up being the only guy on my team. At first I thought that I was in for a long night of loosing. However, I greatly underestimated the drinking abilities of my tall skinny female teammates.
After my team dominated the first couple of rounds the girls decided we needed a team name. It was at this point that one of them said, “We should be the Giants!”. However, because she said this with mouth full of beer, it was heard by all as, “We should be Va-giants!”
From that moment on we were then “The Va-giants”.
A few more dominated rounds passed and the girls came up with a victory celebration in which we raised the Roc-a-fella diamond in triumph.
However, in case you’re lost, our Roc-a-fella diamond was meant to be a play-on of our team name and be a visual representation of a big gaping vagina.
Crazy girls!
Posted by Blake.Roberson
on December 02, 2007
Gheez /
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Last weekend a few friends and I went out. As the night progressed we worked our way up through Franklin, into Brentwood, and finally ended in Nashville. While rocking out in Nashville we met up with my cousin Steve and a few of his buddies. More partying ensued and a good time was had by all.
Eventually the bars closed and we were asked to leave. Now standing in the street with nothing to do, it didn’t take long for the conversations of roughly eight guys to turn to sports. Somehow once the topic of whether Peyton Manning was better than Brett Favre came up, temperatures started flaring. At first it was more or less just a lot of jawing back and forth, but then someone went and brought up Dan Marino and everything hit the fan.
Guys started crashing into each other, people are falling, and all of a sudden I’m pulling guys off the pile. Also at that moment a police officer appeared out of nowhere and started yelling at everyone to cool off. Suddenly one police officer turned into eight and three of the guys are going to jail for public intox.
All over a conversation about Peyton Manning.
