My conversation with the drive thru guy at Taco Bell:
Him: Welcome to Taco Bell. How are you today?
Me: Doing well, thanks. I’d like a number 2 with a diet Pepsi.
Him: You say number 9?
Me: No. A number 2.
Him: Ok. You want medium, hot, or fire sauce?
Me: Medium.
Him: You say hot?
Me: No. Medium.
Him: Ok. I got a number two with a Pepsi and medium sauce.
Me: Diet Pepsi
Him: Ok your total is $4.47, pull around.
Surprisingly, when I got my order, it was actually correct.
