On Friday I read this article about NASA buying a space toilet from Russia for $19 million dollars. NASA said that the $19 million dollars was cheaper than it would be to design its own toilet. Since I always more than happy to help my country, I designed my own space toilet. Also, being the true American that I am, I think I’d only charge $18 million for it.
I wonder if America has any other problems that maybe I could solve.

