Last night at the bowling alley Heather’s little brother, Denny, and I were in the restroom washing our hands. As we’re standing there a black woman came out of a stall, looking surprised, and asked us if she was in the women’s restroom or the men’s. When we told her she was in the men’s restroom she quickly yelled, “AWW SNAP!” and ran out.
Swear to God.

