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I’ve always wondered if when people rise from the grave, do they really prefer brains over peanuts. Tonight I learned that they prefer peanuts.

While Heather and I were in Kroger this evening we saw the scariest lady ever. Strangely this scary lady was just standing in the aisle staring at a can peanuts, almost examining them in a scary/creepy/deadly/WEIRD kind of way. This woman was so scary she looked like she had a KISS mask on but it was really her face. Just to simplify the description, she honestly looked like she was the walking dead (no exaggeration). She even smelled like it too.

Heather and I were so dumbstruck by this zombie lady that we totally forgot we needed juice and began walking around the store aimlessly. This meant we had to walk all the way back to the other side of the store. We could barely concentrate on what we were even there for. Just to make sure we had everything before we left, we had to seriously focus in a small huddle.

The site of the dead walking the earth again really through us for a loop. I couldn’t get the idea of her breaking into the “thriller dance” out of my head and I just kept chuckling to myself the entire time.