This morning I woke up with some Toby Keith song stuck in my head. No matter what I did I couldn’t stop singing it.
What did I do to deserve this?
I don’t even like Toby Keith. I think he’s taken his country music star status overboard. Every time I ever see him, he looks really dirty, like he’s been under a car all day and at a honkey tonk all night. Perhaps if he was a rock star I could understand him looking that way, but those country guys are supposed to respectable, not drugged out like I imagine he is.
What am I saying? I’ve never even met Toby Keith. The only thing I know about him is what I’ve seen on TV. I’m sure he’s a real nice guy. I can’t believe I wasted five minutes writing this.
At least it’s Friday.
