Yesterday I got CPR certified at work. Now if I come upon an accident of some sort and someone isn’t breathing and they’re showing no signs of circulation I’ll be there to handle things until medical attention can arrive. Also I learned to proper way to perform the Heimlich maneuver on other people and myself. Now finally I’ll be able to overcome my deathly fear of large pieces of meat.
I’ll show you, small esophagus! I’ll show you good!
