I’ll Curse Those Little Square Burgers Until The Day I Die

Posted by Blake.Roberson on July 22, 2005
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Yeah I made the mistake of eating Krystals today for lunch. Normally Friday is fajita Friday, but I think I burnt myself out on Mexican, so I opted for those small square hamburgers. Actually I got the “gourmet sampler”. I don’t know what they consider gourmet, but one krystal, one chick, one chilli cheese pup, fries, and a drink don’t cut it as gourmet it my book. Now my stomach hurts and I keep burping the taste of Krystals.

Gross I know, but at least my house is stocked with plenty of toilet paper, unlike some other people. I’m just kidding Charly, but you really might just have to break down and do what you’ve got to do.

3 Comments to I’ll Curse Those Little Square Burgers Until The Day I Die

Charly
July 22, 2005

So, yeah. I just took a small drive to my school and stole toilet paper out of one of the bathrooms. It’s all good.

But, uh, yeah, last night… some friends and I definitely devoured 24 Cheese Crystals within 5 minutes.

THEY WERE FUCKIN’ DELICIOUS!

Charly
July 22, 2005

So, I should really learn how to use the preview button. I totally spelled Krystals wrong. My bad.

I’m such a disgrace. For one who love Krystals so much, you would think I would know how to spell it. But no.

Blake
July 23, 2005

Charly,

Hahaha. Why would you even want to steal the toliet paper from school. That one-ply stuff that they have is terrible. At the rate your going, you may not be able to sit down for awhile. If you having trouble picking a brand of TP, just go with “Quilted Northern”. It’s top notch, A plus toliet paper.

Also 24 Krystals. Hopefully they was at least 4 of you eating them. Ehhh it makes me want to throw up thinking about it.

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